tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7516392886578064543.post196989252112259697..comments2023-11-03T06:12:03.847-05:00Comments on Mrs. Linklater's Guide to the Universe: It's My Party and I'll Cry If I Want ToMrs. Lhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16582230399160973531noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7516392886578064543.post-10411723817245912612005-10-28T15:20:00.000-05:002005-10-28T15:20:00.000-05:00Before I forget, I hope you have a wonderful birth...Before I forget, I hope you have a wonderful birthday! And 62 isn't old at ALL! I would send you an awesome bouquet of flowers and a gift certificate to your fave store :)<br>Hugs,<br>Heather<br>http://journals.aol.com/heathyrxmarie/ImNotBrokenAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7516392886578064543.post-42455518374617025022005-10-28T15:24:00.000-05:002005-10-28T15:24:00.000-05:00If I were loaded with dough, I'd buy you a bra...If I were loaded with dough, I'd buy you a brand new super-charged computer. I don't care if the one you have now is only six months old, Internet-addicted people ALWAYS want a bigger, better computer.<br><br>At least I do. This one is two years old and does anything I could possibly need or want. But I've already started shopping for my next one.<br><br>Now, back to reality: I don't give gifts much. These days, all I do for my grandchildren on their birthdays is let them choose a meal at my house. They tell me what to make, from start to finish, and I serve it (of course it has to be something I have made before). Monica's birthday is coming up, and she's going to be the easiest one yet: Cheeseburgers. And Jello with fruit cocktail for dessert. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7516392886578064543.post-39180591838136936802005-10-28T15:34:00.000-05:002005-10-28T15:34:00.000-05:00I would send you another World Series. With ticket...I would send you another World Series. With tickets to each game.<br>xooxAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7516392886578064543.post-36035168269627425902005-10-28T15:48:00.000-05:002005-10-28T15:48:00.000-05:00I would buy you a surplus Howitzer from the milita...I would buy you a surplus Howitzer from the military and place it in your front yard. Then I'd loosen some of the bolts on it.<br><br>Chris<br>http://journals.aol.com/swibirun/Inanethoughtsandinsaneramblings<br>http://www.bigoven.com/~swibirunAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7516392886578064543.post-28208198747278214702005-10-28T15:49:00.000-05:002005-10-28T15:49:00.000-05:00I'm guessing you already have a rubber chicken. So...I'm guessing you already have a rubber chicken. So I'd have to go with the candy apple red convertible. A 31 year old would just look dumb driving it. Care to take delivery over pie and coffee?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7516392886578064543.post-64733827542127247042005-10-28T15:57:00.000-05:002005-10-28T15:57:00.000-05:00If the picture on your sidebar is a current one, t...If the picture on your sidebar is a current one, then let me just say...<br><br>I hope I look as good as you when I get to be 42, much less 62.<br><br>~Sunny~Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7516392886578064543.post-19307334938931384232005-10-28T16:29:00.000-05:002005-10-28T16:29:00.000-05:00I checked around the internet for the appropriate ...I checked around the internet for the appropriate gift for 62.<br><br>So anyways, I guess I would just recommend a nice road trip around the country in that new convertible, visiting all VIVI winners.<br><br>We'll see you around the middle of November?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7516392886578064543.post-85378854126082316312005-10-28T16:47:00.000-05:002005-10-28T16:47:00.000-05:00I'd send you to spend a week with some Vibrant...I'd send you to spend a week with some Vibrant, Passionate people much older than you to show you 31 yrs olds have nothing on you! :-) Did you know many major accomplishments are achieved from people older than you. Pulitzer Prizes, Nobel Prizes, other discoveries etc. Maybe a week with some inspiring people even older than you can get that attitude changed. Stop listening to those young things & talk to some awesome older people! :-) The younger ones have no clue what you really do gain as you age. Make a list of how you are so much better than when you were younger! Explore if you could be younger? What age would you pick & why? How about a bunch of kids games to play? Remember the scene in "The Santa Claus II" when they all get their childhood games...that might spark some fun energy. I know...when is the last time you played with toys in the bath tube? One day I was so exhausted to take my nieces toys out & I felt so odd with them in there? Why? Like "oh I can't play with them!" I forced myself! Boy, was that fun!!!! It is all attitude...be young!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7516392886578064543.post-14341949313971287772005-10-28T17:55:00.000-05:002005-10-28T17:55:00.000-05:00Apart from the hard wood that is Russy Boy - how ...Apart from the hard wood that is Russy Boy - how does a freshly washed masseur and a truck load of oysters sound? Just a shot in the dark ...<br><br>Tilly x<br>http://journals.aol.co.uk/tillysweetchops/Adventuresofadesperatelyfathouse/Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7516392886578064543.post-24491835624677815172005-10-28T18:34:00.000-05:002005-10-28T18:34:00.000-05:00John Lennon Anthology (CDS) and...Lennon Legend (D...John Lennon Anthology (CDS) and...<br>Lennon Legend (DVD)<br>Happy Birthday Love :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7516392886578064543.post-13382621622148065822005-10-28T19:31:00.000-05:002005-10-28T19:31:00.000-05:00I vote for a 45 year old man as a present. ~Sie ...I vote for a 45 year old man as a present. ~Sie Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7516392886578064543.post-71622333308433746022005-10-28T22:05:00.000-05:002005-10-28T22:05:00.000-05:00I'll second Sie's choice of a forty-five y...I'll second Sie's choice of a forty-five year old man, stipulate an IQ of at least 130 and 50 ab crunches a day for him, and toss in a couple of bottles of champagne. Happy birthday lady!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7516392886578064543.post-76678954490176187432005-10-29T00:21:00.000-05:002005-10-29T00:21:00.000-05:00Oh you are born on the same day as my sister, I us...Oh you are born on the same day as my sister, I used to tell her "the witches brought her" when we both were little...she has never forgotten that, Scorpio that she is. I think a day at a relaxing spa, being totally pampered, massaged, toned and fluffed would be in order. I'll be joining you in January, it's not bothering me all that much....the alternative would..Sandi http://journals.aol.com/sdoscher458/LifeIsFullOfSurprisesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7516392886578064543.post-85146497229005758222005-10-29T01:47:00.000-05:002005-10-29T01:47:00.000-05:00My mom's 60th was yesterday. Everyone kept as...My mom's 60th was yesterday. Everyone kept asking her the same question today: "So how are ya taking it?" <br><br>Let's not GO there. You're really only as old as the amount of crocheted doillies you have on your coffee tables, or the number of cats sleeping on your bed as you watch Nick-At-Nite. Which ever amount is less. So you used to be thirty-one years old? I used to be 120 lbs. Lemme buy ya a drink!<br><br>~Kris<br><br>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7516392886578064543.post-52832068906991903842005-10-29T02:03:00.000-05:002005-10-29T02:03:00.000-05:00 I'm sending Todd, my pool boy. He's g... I'm sending Todd, my pool boy. He's got one helluva breaststroke. Tina<br> http://journals.aol.com/onemoretina/RidealongwithmeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7516392886578064543.post-24981506753569944092005-10-29T03:04:00.000-05:002005-10-29T03:04:00.000-05:00I would send you the gift of plastic surgery - but...I would send you the gift of plastic surgery - but by the look of your sidebar you dont need it - so I'll keep it for myself.....lol...Ally " Happy birthday".....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7516392886578064543.post-8356828896553525012005-10-29T08:12:00.000-05:002005-10-29T08:12:00.000-05:00Since you probably have trouble getting around now...Since you probably have trouble getting around now, I'd do your grocery shopping for you. Is this your list? Let's see...a cucumber, a banana, a zucchini, a pepperoni stick, and a large-size can of Pam? You must be on the Atkins.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7516392886578064543.post-7779156330273238022005-10-29T08:34:00.000-05:002005-10-29T08:34:00.000-05:00a carton of DEPENDS and orthopedic underwear.a carton of DEPENDS and orthopedic underwear.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7516392886578064543.post-26653347541947709092005-10-29T12:14:00.000-05:002005-10-29T12:14:00.000-05:00how about a tight-assed masseuse named Sven? Oh wa...how about a tight-assed masseuse named Sven? Oh wait, am I allowed to say masseuse here??????????????????? Happy birthday Dear Lady.... this crazy place would not be nearly as crazy without you:):):) love, judiAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7516392886578064543.post-27602640286965692792005-10-29T13:11:00.000-05:002005-10-29T13:11:00.000-05:00Trick or Treat! Happy HalloweenChristyTrick or Treat! <br><br>Happy Halloween<br><br>ChristyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7516392886578064543.post-5185236194715917502005-10-29T13:16:00.000-05:002005-10-29T13:16:00.000-05:00Does Judi mean "masseur" instead of "masseuse"? Or...Does Judi mean "masseur" instead of "masseuse"? Or is Sven a transexual?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7516392886578064543.post-75104683975229859802005-10-29T19:46:00.000-05:002005-10-29T19:46:00.000-05:00ahhh, your birthday....hmmmm.....present, ok, how ...ahhh, your birthday....hmmmm.....present, ok, how about a cannon to blow the loose cannon balls you so often delve out? I have a great suggestion, aim it at the current administration. I would expect a good rendition of the Star Spangle Banner while your at it. I can see it now, Russell (Crowe) lighting your fuse and the rockets red glare. It's enough to make me want to start sipping that fine Illini wine! AnneAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7516392886578064543.post-64969769001568910482005-10-29T20:44:00.000-05:002005-10-29T20:44:00.000-05:00Hmmm. Well, for you Mrs. L., if I could, I would a...Hmmm. Well, for you Mrs. L., if I could, I would arrange a relaxing day of head to toe pampering at an exclusive day spa, followed by a date with the hottie of your choice to accompany you where ever you'd like to go. Dinner? Prime seats to a sporting event? Las Vegas? All of the above? Go for it! After all, you're a hottie, plus you've got brains, a wicked wit, and you're FUN! (By the way, dpending on how much mischief you get into, the Day Spa visit could always be switched around so that you could go *after* your date, if you so choose. It would be your choice.) <br><br>That should take your mind off of things for a while. :-) Happy Birthday, Mrs. L!!!<br><br>P.S. Not one, not two but THREE Vivi nods? Whoah. Very nice. And very well deserved. Here's hoping you win them all!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7516392886578064543.post-59984861244646394062005-10-30T00:57:00.000-05:002005-10-30T00:57:00.000-05:00Somehow I doubt you'll be sorrowful once the r...Somehow I doubt you'll be sorrowful once the results are announced. It'll probably take days and days to get there, though, well past your birthday. Pass the Tootsie Rolls. - Karen<br>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7516392886578064543.post-23564562121915182372005-10-30T01:08:00.000-05:002005-10-30T01:08:00.000-05:00How are you going to eat all the neighborhood kids...How are you going to eat all the neighborhood kids if you don't answer the door for them?<br>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com