Tuesday, October 3, 2006

With Apologies to Ogden Nash

There once was a pervert named Foley

Whose emails were almost unholy

He measured his boys

By the length of their toys

After drinking too much of his Stoli

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9 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 3, 2006 at 5:51:00 PM CDT

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. AnonymousOctober 3, 2006 at 5:56:00 PM CDT

    A limerick! Funny, funny, wicked funny!  Loved it!

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  3. AnonymousOctober 3, 2006 at 7:48:00 PM CDT

    lol

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  4. AnonymousOctober 3, 2006 at 8:32:00 PM CDT

    I'm sure you must have a few more of these nuggets.  Please share.

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  5. AnonymousOctober 3, 2006 at 11:32:00 PM CDT

    I've been completely and unwaveringly shitfaced drunk on a "number" of occasions. I can't ever recall thinking it would be a particularly good time to seduce high school girls, except for the times when I was a high school boy. I'm disappointed that Foley chose to take the coward's path of "rehab" and a weak-ass mea culpa. I was kind of hoping for a more dramatic example of falling on the sword.

    Then again, I guess that was kinda what he was after in the first place.

    Maybe they should put him in a cell with Warren Jeffs. They both seem to have a disposition towards underage flesh.

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  6. AnonymousOctober 4, 2006 at 12:34:00 AM CDT

    As Jimmy Kimmel pointed out this evening, alcohol can turn a perfectly normal congressman into a pervert and a perfectly normal actor into an anti semite.  

    Mrs. L

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  7. AnonymousOctober 4, 2006 at 8:26:00 AM CDT

    now comes the 'LET'S BLAME A DEAD CLERGYMAN' defensr

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  8. AnonymousOctober 6, 2006 at 12:21:00 AM CDT

    Very VERY Good! but you forgot to add he was never married.  I think Foley left that out of his excuse books.

    ~Raven

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  9. AnonymousOctober 6, 2006 at 2:57:00 AM CDT

    ((applause))  Too funny, Mrs. L.

    Drunken emails could be the new drunk-dialing!  
    Too bad he didn't stick with the time-honored tradition of dancing on tables...
    Anna

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