The names of these movies alone are enough to prevent me from seeing them.
Documentary Grand Jury Prize
GOD GREW TIRED OF US
[Charlton Heston comes out of retirement?]
Dramatic Grand Jury Prize
QUINCEAÑERA
[I smell subtitles]
World Cinema Jury Prize: Documentary
IN THE PIT
[Brad talks about life with Angie?]
World Cinema Jury Prize: Dramatic
13 TZAMETI
[Starring that Giamatti guy?]
Documentary Directing Prize
IRAQ IN FRAGMENTS
[I can watch this every night on the news]
Dramatic Directing Prize
A GUIDE TO RECOGNIZING YOUR SAINTS
[Religion for Dummies?]
Documentary Cinematography Prize
IRAQ IN FRAGMENTS
[Is there an echo in here?]
Dramatic Cinematography Prize
RIGHT AT YOUR DOOR
[That's a little too close for me]
Documentary Editing Award
IRAQ IN FRAGMENTS
[Hello, hello, is this thing on?]
Waldo Salt Screenwriting Award
STEPHANIE DALEY
[Where -- no, WHO is Waldo?]
Special Jury Prize: Documentary
AMERICAN BLACKOUT
[And the babies that follow]
Special Jury Prize: Documentary
AMERICAN BLACKOUT
[The ultimate in low budget filmmaking -- a long fade to black]
TV JUNKIE
[Taking the remote away cold turkey]
Special Dramatic Jury Prize for Best Ensemble Performance
A GUIDE TO RECOGNIZING YOUR SAINTS
[Do you learn how to pick them out of a line up?]
Special Dramatic Jury Prize for Independent Vision: IN BETWEEN DAYS
[That nano second between Monday and Tuesday captured on film for the first time]
World Cinema Special Jury Prize: Documentary
INTO GREAT SILENCE
DEAR PYONGYANG
[Nothing creates silence like a pyongyang]
World Cinema Special Jury Prize: Dramatic
EVE & THE FIRE HORSE
[Please tell me this isn't porn]
Alfred P. Sloan Feature Film Prize
THE HOUSE OF SAND
[The sequel to House of Mirth]
Audience Award: Documentary
GOD GREW TIRED OF US
[That's pretty obvious]
Audience Award: Dramatic
QUINCEAÑERA
[James Olmos, J-Lo, and Marc Antony like you've never seen them]
World Cinema Audience Award: Documentary
DENADIE
[You say De-NAH-dee, I say De-NAY-dee]
World Cinema Audience Award: Dramatic
NO. 2
[They named a movie after a bodily function?]
Jury Prize in Short Filmmaking
THE WRAITH OF COBBLE HILL
[Feel the wrath of the wraith]
BUGCRUSH
[Orange Crush with a worm at the bottom?]
Jury Prize in International Short Filmmaking
THE NATURAL ROUTE
[No implants were harmed in the making of this flick]
Honorable Mentions for Short Filmmaking
BEFORE DAWN
[Before Dawn there was JOY with Lemon Scent]
PREACHER WITH AN UNKNOWN GOD
[The Jimmy Swaggart Story]
UNDRESSING MY MOTHER
[Let's not go there]
Monday, January 30, 2006
And The Sundance Film Festival Winners Are. . .
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I don't know... I think you're missing the boat on a great 1st date porn twosome: EVE & THE FIRE HORSE followed by UNDRESSING MY MOTHER. What a knock out billing!
Ha...love that last comment & love your comments! Thanks for the Laughs!
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Robert Redford and his legal team are sparing no expense trying to find out if journaling on AOL gives one the same rights as professional journalists, thus preventing any law suits assiociated with this and any other tongue in cheek reviews of his favorite pet project. The analysis and concensus at AOL headquarters as of noon today, Eastern Standard Time, has it that Mrs. L has nothing to worry about and may go about in public with little fear. There was no immediate comment from the Redford camp. <wink>
made me smile today!
Marti
Christ! ... that Giamatti guy's in my freakin' home movies!
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