Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Miss Hidey Ho of 2006

Apparently Miss USA, who's been caught drinking and doping and publickly liplocking with Miss Teen USA, was kicked off her high school cheerleading squad for bad behavior. And then kicked out of high school for more bad behavior.

If she played for the Bears, they'd give her another chance.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pleasantville PD is now accepting applications from out-of-state recruits. Can I watch her lick the stamp?

Anonymous said...

I bet during the talent competition, she demonstrated how to tie knots.  With her teeth.  Wearing leather.
Anna

Anonymous said...

I'll be disappointed if this gal isn't from Texas......   J.

Anonymous said...

Is Kentucky close enough?  Mrs. L

Anonymous said...

.... and then 'The Donald' came to the rescue.  Funny, I never would have thought of him as being such a sympathetic, understanding guy.  I can't imagine what got into him.  I suppose he's just trying to keep Christmas in his heart.    Tina http://journals.aol.com/onemoretina/Ridealongwithme

Anonymous said...

If she were Daryl Strawberry or Marion Berry, she'd get a promotion, a 17th chance and mo' money.