You could say the
Saints lost because of turnovers, or you could say it was because dome
teams have been 0 and 9 since 1970 in outdoor championship games.
You could also point out that no team behind more than eight points at
halftime has ever won, blah blah blah, but here are the real reasons
the Saints lost:
The Sports Illustrated jinx. As soon as I saw that New Orleans
was on the cover this week, I knew they were going to lose. San Diego
was featured the week before in case you're wondering.
However, the real reason I think they lost was the color of their
jerseys -- wussy white. The Bears wore very dark blue. No
way New Orleans could beat them.
As for the game on right now between the Colts and the Patriots.
The Colts should win because they're wearing the darker jerseys.
But I don't think they're dark enough, so I have some concern for the
outcome. Jerseys have to be dark enough to pass for black and theirs
aren't, I'm
afraid. So, it could be anyone's game.
I'm getting good at this prognostication b.s.
4 comments:
Go Bears. Please God, save my Colts.
Bears. Colts/Patriots. Ho-hum.
The Super Bowel is in Miami this year, right? Take Tony Montana in a shootout.
I'm just wondering ......both teams wear dark jerseys to the super bowl...now what Mrs. Linklater?
I wanted the Saints to win because of my boy Drew...followed him from his Purdue days. :( but it wasn't meant to be. Now I am stuck looking at overweight bus drivers wearing Urlacker jerseys. My boss had on Butkis. The people down the street dressed their law ornaments in orange in blue....rose~
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