Sunday, September 25, 2005

Help Jeffcomedy

Jeff over at "What the hell. . . ?"  needs help.

The link refuses to work no matter what I do, so copy and paste this:
http://journals.aol.com/jeffcomedy/Whatthehell/entries/1434

Jeff has asked for topics to write about. He's looking for one or two word subjects, probably, but I don't think he was too fussy. He's accepting suggestions via email [jeffcomedy] or via comments in his journal.

Here are some of my thoughts for him based on a few things happening to me and the people in my life:

Wedding dress

Favorite sweater

Missing sock

Seedless watermelon

Garbage bag

Ants

Psychic fairs

Lint

Bad breath

16 ounce red plastic cup

Lava lamp

Grass stains

Backdoor light

Lip gloss

Scrambled eggs

Digital clock

Levees

Allergies

Deodorant

Dirty feet

Rental car

Bratwurst

Key

Caramel apple

Loose crown

Fish

Olive oil cap

Purse

Fan

Faux leopard scarf

Plastic box

Paper plate

TV antenna

Old slides

Lamp

Fedex box

Hoody

Slice of cheese

Belly button

Mandarin orange segments




Mrs. Linklater is here to help.

Meanwhile, check out Thoughts and Ramblings in my Other Journals.  Chris [Swibirun] has taken all the words and woven a very entertaining story using all of them.  Clever man.






10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Omigosh, you crack me up!  I have a growing list of journal topics myself - and like you, my choice of words/titles only makes sense to ME!  I look forward to reading your postings on this collage of topics and learning exactly what on earth is going on in your life that has to do with 16 oz. red plastic cups, the olive oil cap and Mandarin orange segments!

Anonymous said...

He had no idea what was about to hit him, did he.  lol  ~Sie

Anonymous said...

Mrs. L, you are weird...in a refreshing sort of way.

Anonymous said...

He is doing an "Ellen". She did that on her show last session!

Anonymous said...

At least your entries, unlike mine, are not based around dog crap, lol.

xoxo

Anonymous said...

::stare:: lol Those are... interesting lol

~Lily

Anonymous said...

 I read your  'Movie List', over at Patrick's Place.  I chose 'Say Anything', too.  I guess because, basically, I married Lloyd Dobler ( and I was pretty much Diane Court, myself )    Tina http://journals.aol.com/onemoretina/Ridealongwithme

Anonymous said...

Please tell me your olive oil cap is okay. Did I miss an important entry?

This list ought to insure a solid case of writer's block. It may be just the thing to prompt his next lengthly absence.

Anonymous said...

okay, now I understand that post of his!  (swirubin)  

~  www.jerseygirljournal.com

Anonymous said...

Found your journal via Jeff's... just wanted to say Hi and will be back. Also, for the links to work... try this... once you type in the link right after the last letter or number, you need to hit "enter" that should activate your link.

http://journals.aol.com/jeffcomedy/Whatthehell/entries/1434(right here enter)


http://journals.aol.com/lisita15/lisita/

Lisa