Mrs. Linklater read this over at Misscarberry's [SAM] journal -- No Longer Sweet Sixteen
Hope you'll settle for a URL, since links are not possible here: http://journals.aol.col.uk/misscarberry/NoLongerSweetSixteen
Let me double check it before you cut and paste. I don't know if there are caps involved. There are, I added them and cutting and pasting should work.
Here's the Thought For The Day I found at her place:
MEN HAVE TWO EMOTIONS: HUNGRY AND HORNY. IF YOU SEE HIM WITHOUT AN ERECTION. MAKE HIM A SANDWICH.
Naturally, after I fell down laughing because I've been making a lot of sandwiches, this made me wonder what the female version might be. Here's my first one. Maybe I can come up with something better later.
WOMEN HAVE TWO EMOTONS; SHOPPING AND PMS. IF SHE SAYS SHE HATES YOU AND WISHES YOU WERE DEAD, PUT A BAG OVER HER HEAD.
Hey, that rhymes.
What's yours?
9 comments:
I don't think I can top those...............they are great! Anne
My hubby is laying on the floor laughing....at both answers...Sandi
Dear Mrs. L:
Wanting to make Miss carberry's acquaintance, I copied and pasted and got back "Can't find web site." Tried it 3 times. Same result. Your advice?
She left a comment in the previous entry that includes her link. I tried to cut and paste it and something completely different came up. Things are very strange around my journal these days. Mrs. l
Women's two emotions:
"Give me love and attach your wallet, otherwise get the f@#$%k out of my uhhhhhh...
face."
End of story
Maryanne
http://journals.aol.com/globetrotter2u/Myfeelingsarereal/
Women have two emotions: Busy and angry. If she's not on the computer or on the phone, she's looking for you to dump on.
Women have three emotions happy, sad and angry.. If she is happy chances are she is not PMS-ing..so proceed at will! If she is sad or angry.. you might as well listen because you will have to hear it anyway..
:) Mel
http://journals.aol.com/myheartsaysso2/WhereTheHeartIs/
Women have two emotions: Sob and Snarl. If she's not sobbing over a bag of Ghiradelli while watching the Women's Network, take out the trash...
...and come back next week.
women have 2 emotions ...we need to talk and I 'm not speaking to you
Marti
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