Rudolph the crazy bomber
Whined about his prison woes
Guards never let poor Rudolph
Wear anything but orange clothes
All of the other prisoners
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join the prison fun and games
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
Rudolph with your overbite
I'll make you my bitch tonight
Then all the prisoners jumped him
Rode him like the cavalry
Rudolph got poked so often
He never got off his knees.
REPEAT AS NEEDED
Convicted bomber Eric Rudolph, who deliberately and methodically killed two innocent people and maimed others, is right. Being confined to a windowless 7 x 12 foot cell in a supermax prison 23 hours a day is enough to drive anyone insane.
So?
6 comments:
Some days the news is just plain good. Anne
He was sane before?
Nicely written, Mrs. L!
xoxo
lmao Oh that was awesome. Thanks for making my day a little better!
~Lily
LOL....Yup, Rudolph is whining. It's funny he would think anyone cares.
I agree. I think Rudy needs to have a shot at redemption and rehabilitation. Send him to Iraq and assign him to roadside IED detection duties. If he lasts until the US leaves, then he gets a bigger cell when we bring him back.
This is exactly why I do not favor the death penalty. I think it would be much, much worse to spend the rest of my days in a tiny cell with no privileges than to just die. Who knows where we are sending the executed to anyway?
I'll be humming this tune at least through next Monday.
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