Did you know that the name Poodle comes from a French word for Puddle? Because Poodles are water dogs. Sounds like puddle dogs to me. For a dog that's considered so smart that it's ranked second only to the border collie for brains, they sure can look stupid.
Did you know that Corey Haim died? Have you been under a rock? Did you believe that his life as a child star caused the conflicts that led to his drug abuse and subsequent death? Not unless he was left in the Green Room with a pedophile. The kid was molested. I remember thinking, geez he's sure got a lot of tattoos and piercings. So I had to wonder. And then he fessed up to sexual abuse as a kid.
Corey Haim was the cute one.
Hey, Al, I think we hit toilet paper
Yesterday a bunch of guys with a back hoe, hardhats, and shovels dug up my front lawn so they could put in a new rammaframitz for the shiizzwhiz. This picture looks almost exactly like the mess they made, except my front yard hole in the ground was eight feet deep and not quite as wide. Yeah, they dug down to water. I took some pictures with real film, so you'll have to wait for the actual evidence. And did I mention that the $2000 I had planned to spend on my buttlift is gone?
These are my current favorite candies. Despite the unfortunate name.
4 comments:
Is that Mickey Dolenz in the hole?
I'm a big fan of the 'Nips myself. Big fan.
I do believe this is the second time I've seen a mention of Nips. I'm going to have to try them. I'll eat anything that's at least 45% sugar.
Btw, my word verification image says "incerst". (Yes, with the R).
Never heard of nips. Never heard of the former child star either, until he died.
Real film? NOW who's been living under a rock?
So the cops have gone from doing welfare checks to trying to exhume bodies from your yard?
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