Monday, May 9, 2005

Why I Can't Run For President

Apparently the Runaway Bride has a criminal past. When she was planning her escape did she consider what would happen when every facet of her life was subjected to the microscoptic scrutiny we've come to expect from the press?  It took them a couple of weeks to track it down, but you knew they would find something if there was something to find.

Film at eleven.

UPDATE:  Guess the Runaway Bride was busted a couple of times for shoplifting.  The last time she had to spend a couple of nights in jail too.

AND she broke up with another fiance.  This ain't the first tiime she didn't walk down the aisle.  


screaminremo303 said...

Does this mean my other journal might be a problem if I run for school board?

Damn. I guess it's Mayor or nothing.

salemslot9 said...

Must actually want the attention...or just stupid.

jevanslink said...

Was that a shameless plug for the Penis Pages?  You updated that thing in the last six months?  Mrs. L

suzypwr said...

Such an egotistical little you-know-what. I had seen an article that said she did this before, but when I went back to read it, it was gone. I am glad someone saw it. I was beginning to think I had made it up!


gaboatman said...

What upsets me most in this case and others like it is that, after giving a false description of imaginary abductors, don't they realize that someone matching the descriptions will be hunted down.  Perhaps even jailed?  The thoughtless regard of what consequences others will pay for their actions astounds me.

bosoxblue6993w said...

What's with this babe's fiance?

judithheartsong said...

yes, I won't be running for president either......... more than enough skeletons in my closet (no shop-lifting or jail time though). And we needed to know this, why? Good entry Mrs. L.

robbush6 said...

Your "Why I Can't Run For President" is my "Why I can't make the perfect pie crust." I just don't have it in me.