Thursday, September 28, 2006

Killer Mom

I watched a clip of Anna Nicole Smith's reality show six years ago. She was out of control.

Aside from the fact that she talked with the spaced out ditziness of someone on too much medication, she performed a simulated sex act in front of the cameras, hanging on to the headboard of her new bed and undulating like a stripper over an imaginary partner. Apparently her previous skills as an ecdysiast had not diminished.

Ni-i-i-i-ice.

Then they mentioned she had a fourteen year old son. "Her best friend." 
 

I remember thinking, oh no, this woman who dresses like a porn star, acts like a sexual predator and performs X-rated pantomime in her home for cameras is allowed to have a SON? I wondered how many boundaries she had already crossed with that kid.

I figured it was just a matter of time before we heard about his entry into drug or alcohol re-hab.

I guess he never made it. 


4 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Ecdysiast"? Damn. I thought I was good with words. For the first time in over two years, I had to look something up in the dictionary. Mine says it's like being a stripper, or acting like one.

Do they have a word for gold-digging trash who performs oral sex on geriatric men in hopes of getting their estate? I always figured it was "valued AOL customer" or something like that.

I can't help but feel somehow the lad was spared a lifetime of misery.

Anonymous said...

I thought YOU were the repository of all available information about strippers.  Who knew?   Mrs. L

Anonymous said...

yeah thats sad about her son

Anonymous said...

Well you forgot to mention she said that everyonce in awhile she has a spiritual visitor and has sex with him...lol...she is a nut case,,,,sad for her son,,,,I am sure he couldnt judge life...so much confusion daily...lots of hugs from mom and being raised with a toxic mind,,,sad ending......people tend to mean well but the world doesnt go around well with just those motives. yah gotta be solid too,,,

-Raven