I watched a clip of Anna Nicole Smith's reality show six years ago. She was out of control.
Aside from the fact that she talked
with the spaced out ditziness of someone on too much medication, she
performed a simulated sex act in front of the cameras, hanging on to
the headboard of her new bed and undulating like a stripper over an
imaginary partner. Apparently her previous skills as an ecdysiast had
Then they mentioned she had a fourteen year old son. "Her best friend."
I remember thinking, oh no, this
woman who dresses like a porn star, acts like a sexual predator and
performs X-rated pantomime in her home for cameras is allowed to have a
SON? I wondered how many boundaries she had already crossed with that kid.
I figured it was just a matter of time before we heard about his entry into drug or alcohol re-hab.
I guess he never made it.