Gate Agent: "Flight 3652 with service to Chicago is ready for boarding at this time."
"Oh, thank you. An alert passenger has informed me that this is Flight 7606."
The plane is loaded. All one hundred and something passengers are seated with their seatbelts fastened.
Flight attendant, after closing and locking the door: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard Flight 3095 with service to Denver."
Sound of many voices from the cabin: "CHICAGO!!!!!"
Sound of one lone, tired voice: "And this is flight 7606."
Flight attendant: "I guess you don't need me."