Let me get this straight. If you're obese, but not overweight [who came up with that one?], you're aren't going to die as soon as they thought. Maybe. Or is it if you've got a fat belly but not a fat ass, it doesn't matter. Either way, you might as well forget dating. Or if you have double chins, but don't drink double martinis you won't die in a traffic accident? I'm losing track. Wasn't there just something about if you're not too fat, just a little porky, you're better off than skinny people? You knew that one was bogus. Plus it was just the opposite of what they have been saying ever since I started eating Twinkies. And now the FDA or 7-11 is retracting their retraction from a few months ago. Make up your freaking minds will ya huh?