Friday, June 3, 2005

TO BE FAT OR TO BE NOT TOO FAT -- What was the question?

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Let me get this straight.  If you're obese, but not overweight [who came up with that one?], you're aren't going to die as soon as they thought. Maybe. Or is it if you've got a fat belly but not a fat ass, it doesn't matter. Either way, you might as well forget dating. Or if you have double chins, but don't drink double martinis you won't die in a traffic accident?  I'm losing track. Wasn't there just something about if you're not too fat, just a little porky, you're better off than skinny people?  You knew that one was bogus. Plus it was just the opposite of what they have been saying ever since I started eating Twinkies. And now the FDA or 7-11 is retracting their retraction from a few months ago. Make up your freaking minds will ya huh?

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

DID YOU KNOW THERE'S STRONG EVIDENCE THA SMOKING DELAYS THE PROGRESSION OF ALZHEIMERS?    bet you won't be reading about THAT

Anonymous said...

Retracting your retraction is like sleeping with your sister. You can't do that.

Anonymous said...

No matter what they say, it doesn't help me lose weight.  Care to join me over a fruit salad?  Twinkies on the side?

Anonymous said...

Quote for the picture .
Mr Green spandex is saying " i know these leotards dont have any pockets but i had to store my twinke rations somewhere , desert anyone ? "

Anonymous said...

After viewing this picture and almost going blind, I have decided that I don't look that bad afterall. What is the deal, did these Men get paid for this picture? Oh hell, nowadays everything is bad for you. My Grandmother fried everything in lard and lived to be 98 yrs. old and weighed under 90lbs. I think it's all in your genes.  (I'll see your twinkie and raise you a small hot fudge sundae!)   Anne
http://journals.aol.com/ksquester/SaturdaysChild/entries/331

Anonymous said...

I used to work with senior citizens, for years, and all I can tell you is this: there are no fat old people.

xoxo

ps - mr pink suit has bigger boobs than I do, I think!

Anonymous said...

Suze: Nah. It's his massive man-nips that make it seem that way.

Isn't the guy on the left that stupid turd Ralphie May? I hate that idiot. The guy fourth from the left looks like Howard Dean. Come to think of it, are you sure this isn't the Democratic National Committee?

Anonymous said...

I think you've reversed the data. The story I read was that people who are slightly overweight may not be at as high a health risk as previously thought. It was clearly stated, however, that people who are obese are still at a significantly higher risk of developing heart disease and high blood pressure than the rest of the population. And as for what Bosoxblue wrote...I'm glad to know that as a smoker, I will remain one hundred percent lucid right up to the day I die of lung cancer.
-Paul
http://journals.aol.ca/plittle/AuroraWalkingVacation/

Anonymous said...

I have missed you!!!!! judi

Anonymous said...

ummm, what's that little green guy on the end inspecting?  making sure all the parts are there?  ;-)

~  www.jerseygirljournal.com

Anonymous said...

Thanks for getting rid of my spandex fetish for me.  --Albert

Anonymous said...

Yanno, I coulda gone my whole life without seeing that picture and I would have been completely happy.  LOL  

I've decided that perhaps we should just aim to feel good.  I mean if we're healthy and exercising and we don't feel like we're going to lose a lung climbing stairs I think we're doing pretty well.  I'm overweight, but according to the FDA so's everyone else, so I'm in good company.  

Screw it!

=) kris
http://journals.aol.com/kristeenaelise/thedailypurge

Anonymous said...

Okay, let's talk about the guy in pink.  Not that his crotch was the first  place I looked (eew gross!) but he either has an erection (double gross!!) or he has an "outie" that has drifted way South.  Am I the only one who noticed this?

Anonymous said...

Well, I noticed it NOW.  EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.  Mrs. L

Anonymous said...

you upset me so, I had to go eat a peanut butter sandwich
Marti