Remind me not to listen to the news this early in the morning.
Phoenix may not have one, not two, but THREE serial killers. Note to REMO: Double the Kevlar.
Barbarro -- the popular
Kentucky Derby winner whose rear leg snapped -- has infections in TWO
legs now? What's that about? An early demise I'm thinking.
The two American soldiers who were
abducted three weeks ago, tortured, killed and mutilated, not
necessarily in that order, were executed in revenge for the rape and
murder of the Iraqi girl by American soldiers. According to the
insurgents. And those killings are any different than all their other
I was worried that Bush would nuke the North Koreans. Looks like Japan and China want first crack. Great.
Some psycho doctor blows up a building he and his wife own together so
she can't get it in the divorce. "I always told you I will only
leave this building if I am dead." The bad news is that he survived the
There are pet custody fights for the animals that survived Katrina
which were adopted after the hurricane. One guy had a chip in his dog
and it was still adopted out. GIVE THE PETS BACK you assholes.
Last week I was headed for a visit to the peaceful, tiny town of
Ellison Bay in northern Door County, WI -- where two people were just
killed when some resort building blew the hell up. That could have been
me if I hadn't stopped for lunch somewhere else and decided not to go
there. And waited until this week.
There is now a new set of etiquette rules for using your Crackberry,
er, Blackberry. Make them for cellphones too. Personally I have
only one pet peeve -- this morning at least. If you are interrupted by
a call tell the person you'll call them back, or don't take the
call. Especially if it comes through on call waiting. Just say,
I'm on another call. Do NOT leave me hanging while you take the
call for more than ten seconds or I'll hang up. I got rid of Call
Waiting because it was so annoying to me -- that beep in my ear drove
me crazy. Leave a message. I'll call you back. Sheesh.
Oops. now I'm in a frenzy and I have to drive somewhere. In the rain. In rush hour.
Deep breaths. Breathe in. Breathe out. Haaaaaaaa. Like that's going to work.