Tuesday, November 8, 2005

AND THE WINNER IS. . .

Yes, you can listen to the LIVE selection of the winners and runners up for the first ever VULVI award. 

Mrs. Linklater is from Chicago and there are some people who just assumed she could be convinced to stuff the ballot box for one candidate over another.But she was asked to do so out of the kindness of her heart and that just doesn't cut it here in the Windy City. Put up or shut up is her motto.

Not that she's happy with the winner. But it was all done on the up and up. Nobody was allowed to use their other screen names so they could vote early and often.



So if you want to know who won you'll have to listen in.

20 comments:

ksquester said...

It's nice to know that Remo will now have a Vulvi................I used to drive one of those, come to think of it, I still have one!   Anne  

thelovetrain said...


Way, I missed the VULVI's! [:\]

Sorry, honey. I would love to have been in on that. Unfortunately, I've been so preoccupied for the last few days with Tampa biz, that I've had to set my journaling aside for the most part. It 'sounds' like it was quite the event though, and you were audio-MAHVALUS. [:)]

I'm not sure I'm buying it was on the up-and-up, though. I know what A THING you have for his billy club. I can almost see you tactically shaking it from here. -- The orange baby-wipes box, I mean. [:P]

... You little VULVI vixen, you.

~XO, Brian @---->---

PS: Congratulations to Remo!

http://journals.aol.com/thelovetrain/tracks/

onmiownnow2 said...

Oh no!  I swear to God... what I am going to say is the truth.  I have no sound on my computer so I can't listen in!  A virus destroyed my mother card about 6 months ago, or what ever that thing is called, and ever since then it has sat here in silence.  It can't even be fixed.  Oh, how I have longed to hear, "You've Got Mail!"  All I have now are memories...  But THIS!!  Oh fickle finger of fate!  I can't even enjoy the Vulvi's!  I sit here alone, wondering what is was like.  Was it wonderful?  Hilarious?  I guess I'll never know!  Oh, the pain!  The injustice!  If I send you a self-addressed E-mail will you send me the written version?  Pretty please?  Did I tell you that Chicago is my favorite city?  That lake that looks like an ocean, but just like my computer sits there making no noise...  Wrigley's Field where I almost got thrown out for making the mistake of picking a piece of ivy off the wall where I was sitting in the bleachers...  The shopping district where you can't afford to shop...  The museum with that dinosaur... what was her name?  Sandy?  Jenofer?  No... Sue I think!  The guide that had that big, black prehistoric toenail...  Convinced?  I warn you... I could go on and on!  And I swear I will if you don't put the transcripts in a black box by midnight tonight!  And whatever you do... don't call the cops!  Lisa

bosoxblue6993w said...

great.    screwed twice in the same week.   well, maybe i can get screwed twice tonight.    anybody got some spare vitamin E?

screaminremo303 said...

Winning the VULVI award is the pinnacle of my AOL career. As many of my readers know, I am a big fan of the VULVI and have spent many years in search of the perfect one. I consider being able to put my fingers around Mrs. L's VULVI a major achievement.

I presume I'm the first.

sunnyside46 said...

wow...what an elaborate ceremony!
Marti

salemslot9 said...

didn't even miss the red carpet...

belfastcowboy75 said...

"Maybe next year we can have a nicer BOX"? For the vulvi's? Did you think you could sneak that by me?

onmiownnow2 said...

ROFLMAO!  These comments are hysterical!  Lisa

globetrotter2u said...

Now just look at the comment The Cowboy just left!
Man, if he isn't a piece of work deserving of the number 1 box, I mean Vulvi,  then I don't know what is! Sorry that I have once again been disappointed by the outcome of another J-Land contest. Oh well. If I promise to provide next year's box, will my vote get a little more consideration?
Maryanne

floralilia said...


wow, talk about pomp and circumstance!

"...on four folded up pieces of paper ...and I put them in an orange "Just Kids" baby wipes flushable moist wipes box - it was empty - I don't have any babies around here - but I had one of these things, so..."

(what she forgot to tell you, was that it was also next to the empty "depends" box...)

Congrats to Remo and all of the moist wipes runner ups!  

judithheartsong said...

well Mrs. L. the word Vulvi is just delightful coming from your lips. What a stellar cast of characters. Keep an eye out for whoever is leaving moist wipes at your house... that could make for one helluva story in itself.
:)
judi

robbush6 said...

Oh, dear. Okay, so I'm in the money but I don't get to finger the vuli? That damn Remo. Couldn't we have done this in a different pecking order?

Thank you for the vivid description of the winner from the esteemed panel of judges. My recurring nightmares will replay the drawing from the orange box of baby wipes for years to come.

thelovetrain said...


If I commend the man, but not the woman, does that make me gay?... I really like, "My Big Fat Geek Life", too.

... WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME, BABY!!! [:O]... [:\]... [:(]

Please accept my apology. -- Congratulations on your VIVI success, Mrs. Linklater. You're 'SO' deserving (of the 'WIN'). [:)]

~Smooches, Brian @---->---

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swibirun said...

These guys are just too much:)

Chris
without a link because I'm too lazy to copy and paste my signature.

shaz19743 said...

Got any of those wipes left ?
I think i might have just had a " little accident " !
Should have known better that come here and read comments from the comedy masters on a stomach full of budweiser x

sdoscher458 said...

I think you should definitely make this a yearly event.  Maybe someone will donate a black top hat for the drawing to class it up a bit...long live the Vulvi winners.....Sandi

gdireneoe said...

LMAO!  As ever, you fail to disappoint!  What a hoot!  Gotta tell ya your a lucky chick to be rewarding Remo with his Vulvi...somethin' about that man... ;)  C.  http://journals.aol.com/gdireneoe/thedailies

mombzbe said...

>rofl, at Cowboy's comment<
I'm speechless now--
Anna

schnozbeary said...

I'm not at all sure I like the idea of Remo  getting the Vulvi... what's he gonna do; arrest it???? Bet he's he's looking for the cleeti-cuffs as we speak!!! Did he even "come" to the awards ceremony????Totally classy, Mrs. L!!!!! You rock!!! Penny( yes, I'm jealous!!! I so wanted the lipsmacking, slurpalicious award all for myself!) Something's fishy here.... Penny