Saturday, September 3, 2005

Lance Armstrong Scandal Continues


Associated Press Tuesday, August 30, 2005; 11:00 PM
PARIS, France --

Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh Tour de
France victory, along with his entire Tour de France
legacy, may be tarnished by what could turn out to be
one of the greatest sports scandals of all time.
Armstrong is being quizzed by French police after
three banned substances were found in his South France
hotel room while on vacation after winning the 2005
Tour de France.

The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant,
and soap which have been banned by French authorities
for over 75 years.

Armstrong's girlfriend and American rocker Sheryl
Crowe is quoted as saying "We use them every day in
America, so we naturally thought they'd be ok in
France.

Along with these three banned substances, French
authorities also physically searched Armstrong himself
and found several other interesting items that they
have never seen before, including a backbone and
testicles.


HAD TO PASS THIS ON. WISH I'D WRITTEN IT. JUST SHOWED UP IN MY EMAIL.

8 comments:

swibirun said...

God you kill me:)  Thanks for making my day!  

Are you coming for hickory smoked baby back ribs and chicken with all the fixings?  They are just going on and should be ready by 7.  Smells delicious already:)  

Happy labor day, a tribute to mothers everywhere!

Chris
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jckfrstross said...

Good one love reading your journal thanks for sharing

Deb

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emmapeeldallas said...

LOL!  I love it!  Thanks for the laugh, I needed it.

Judi

ksquester said...

Very Good......I needed a smile today.  Anne

olddog299 said...

Hmmm, must have been an imposter. Lance only has one ball...

suzypwr said...

Don't you mean testicle, singular?
xxoo

artloner said...

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Thanks Linky-Lu, I needed that!

MWAH!

gaboatman said...

Mrs. L
When I really need a good laugh, I know I can count on you!  LMAO!
Sam