If you're Jewish, probably not.
On the other hand, did anybody see Mary
J. Blige's outfit on Saturday Night Live tonight? The show that Antonio
Banderas should have thought twice about hosting? I was intrigued by
the way her skin tight black leather lowriders melted seamlessly into
her six inch catch me f*ck me shoes -- but mostly I was amused by the
circle of bare skin surrounding her target rich belly button and the
subtle open jacket styling she'd chosen to wear over the snapfront bra
that barely covered her titillatingly bare chest. The only thing
missing was a top hat and she could have been the ringmaster in a porn
Do you think I could get something like it in pink? Or that subtle
green Martha Stewart likes for dessert plates? Add a big white flower,
some pearls, and I've got me an outfit for Easter.