Sunday, April 9, 2006

Do you have your Easter outfit?

If you're Jewish, probably not.

On the other hand, did anybody see Mary J. Blige's outfit on Saturday Night Live tonight? The show that Antonio Banderas should have thought twice about hosting? I was intrigued by the way her skin tight black leather lowriders melted seamlessly into her six inch catch me f*ck me shoes -- but mostly I was amused by the circle of bare skin surrounding her target rich belly button and the subtle open jacket styling she'd chosen to wear over the snapfront bra that barely covered her titillatingly bare chest.  The only thing missing was a top hat and she could have been the ringmaster in a porn movie.

Do you think I could get something like it in pink? Or that subtle green Martha Stewart likes for dessert plates? Add a big white flower, some pearls, and I've got me an outfit for Easter.


onemoretina said...

Glad I'm on Pacific time.  I'll tune in and check it out.   Tina

gaboatman said...

Mrs. L
I'd go with the Martha Stewart green!  Don't forget to post a pic for us!

swibirun said...

I watched SNL but didn't watch her performances.  I generally skip the musical guests portion unless it is someone I really want to see.  Even when it is a group I like, I tend to be disappointed in their SNL performances.  I think it is the small venue yet it is still non-intimate (as opposed to a small, tight club).

titillatingly bare chest:  ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha were grinning when you wrote that, weren't ya?

Antonio was a bit stiff last night, wasn't he?  I never thought of him as much of an actor anyway.  Of course, I think I have only seen him in the Spy Kids movies:x


ksquester said...

Darn, I missed it, but I vote for pink!  Tell me, do they still have Easter parades anywear?  Anne

delela1 said...

Saw it, skipped her first performance but saw the second.  

You know, I thought the same thing about her choice of clothing, although my assessment was not nearly as colorful as yours.   If nothing else the show offered proof that money can buy almost anything, except class.

somenuttychic said...

LOL (No, really. I am!)

salemslot9 said...

didn't see it
but I like it when Mr. Banderas
has long hair :)