Monday, July 10, 2006

Only in America

According to the morning news, some kid traded a paper clip all the way up to a three bedroom house.

Looking around my own home I would be willing to part with a jar of Skippy peanut butter for some Manolos.

And I'd happily relinquish two or three white plastic hangers for a BMW, with or without a year's worth of gas.

I'd even ratchet things up and swap my beloved Lava Lamp for a villa in Italy.

There's no reason why my Glide dental floss shouldn't be good for a set of patio furniture.

Now I wish I'd saved those record albums from the seventies. I could have opened a Hummer dealership with a couple of those.

Right this minute I'm hungry for some breakfast. I wonder if McDonald's would swap an empty toilet paper roll for some pancakes and sausage.

A cruise ship dinner on the lake is worth a rubberband or two, don't you think?








3 comments:

suzypwr said...

What do you think I can get for 100 empty cardboard boxes? How about a 19 year old cat?

xoxo

screaminremo303 said...

Suz: Why would you want another old cat? Are you making a quilt?

I'll trade an autographed picture of Fred Ward for 40 acres in Colorado.

southernmush said...

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