Monday, December 11, 2006

Rudolph The Crazy Bomber

Rudolph the crazy bomber

Whined about his prison woes

Guards never let poor Rudolph

Wear anything but orange clothes

All of the other prisoners

Used to laugh and call him names

They never let poor Rudolph

Join the prison fun and games

Then one foggy Christmas Eve

Santa came to say

Rudolph with your overbite

I'll make you my bitch tonight

Then all the prisoners jumped him

Rode him like the cavalry

Rudolph got poked so often

He never got off his knees.

REPEAT AS NEEDED

Convicted bomber Eric Rudolph, who deliberately and methodically killed two innocent people and maimed others, is right. Being confined to a windowless 7 x 12 foot cell in a supermax prison 23 hours a day is enough to drive anyone insane. 

So?

6 comments:

ksquester said...

Some days the news is just plain good.   Anne

suzypwr said...

He was sane before?

Nicely written, Mrs. L!

xoxo

meforevermore said...

lmao Oh that was awesome. Thanks for making my day a little better!

~Lily

ladeeoftheworld said...

LOL....Yup, Rudolph is whining.  It's funny he would think anyone cares.

screaminremo303 said...

I agree. I think Rudy needs to have a shot at redemption and rehabilitation. Send him to Iraq and assign him to roadside IED detection duties. If he lasts until the US leaves, then he gets a bigger cell when we bring him back.

ber144 said...

This is exactly why I do not favor the death penalty.  I think it would be much, much worse to spend the rest of my days in a tiny cell with no privileges than to just die.  Who knows where we are sending the executed to anyway?

I'll be humming this tune at least through next Monday.