You could say the Saints lost because of turnovers, or you could say it was because dome teams have been 0 and 9 since 1970 in outdoor championship games. You could also point out that no team behind more than eight points at halftime has ever won, blah blah blah, but here are the real reasons the Saints lost:
The Sports Illustrated jinx. As soon as I saw that New Orleans
was on the cover this week, I knew they were going to lose. San Diego
was featured the week before in case you're wondering.
However, the real reason I think they lost was the color of their
jerseys -- wussy white. The Bears wore very dark blue. No
way New Orleans could beat them.
As for the game on right now between the Colts and the Patriots.
The Colts should win because they're wearing the darker jerseys.
But I don't think they're dark enough, so I have some concern for the
outcome. Jerseys have to be dark enough to pass for black and theirs
afraid. So, it could be anyone's game.
I'm getting good at this prognostication b.s.