I always drink my orange juice before my milk. For some reason if I drink the milk first I think the oj will curdle it.
I laugh like a loon. The bird, not
the crazy person. This helps to balance my offputting tone of voice,
which has been described charitably as EDGY. At least when people hear
me laugh they know I was just kidding.
On the other hand, the cable service guy who answered the 800 hotline
gave me his name and home phone number at the end of our conversation.
Maybe he's into S & M.
My version of what happened when my children were growing up bears no resemblance to their version.
I could eat sushi for breakfast lunch and dinner. And I have.
If someone tells me there's a rule against something, that rule will be
broken. This usually applies to rules made by control freaks as opposed
to rules of law. I said usually.
Ooops, that's more than four. But it's not like the 88 that Jon at Lone Star Concerto came up with.
[See PIANO MAN over in my other journals if you can't link or cut and paste.]