You know where the president is going to be tomorrow?
That's right. Belgrade. At a hanger in the airport. I hope he's looking out the window while they're coming in for a landing. The view of the Bozeman Valley is pretty spectacular when you fly in. Eleven mountain ranges and all.
He's going to have a town meeting with the people who got tickets for the event. [My friend didn't even try]. Then he's off to Yellowstone. This is a free weekend at the park. Lots of people at Old Faithful. Yellowstone Lake. The Falls. The president will probably arrive by helicopter. That's a ride I'd like to take. Then follow the Snake River into Jackson Hole. Get a once in a lifetime gander at the Tetons up close and personal.
But no-o-o-o-o. I'll have my own spectacular view of the back end of a semi trailer, blowing exhaust into my face as I commute to work. Otherwise I'd be there.