Found another funny blog -- a British guy who talks in his sleep. His wife used to get up and write down everything he said as fast as she could. As you might imagine, this got to be a problem, what with having to get up and go to work and all. So they bought a voice-activated tape recorder and she dutifully captures his every word to share with the rest of the world. Now I'm sharing with you:
SLEEP TALKIN' MAN
Here's today's offering from last night's ramblings:
"Your mum's at the door again. Bury me. Bury me deep."
"Yeah, keep looking. It doesn't get any better than this."
"Shhhhhhhhh. shhhhhhhhh. I'm telling you: your voice, my ears. A bad combination."
"You're pretty. pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty.... [long pause] Now fuck off and be pretty somewhere else. I'm bored."
[hand tangled in my hair, massaging my scalp] "I'm stuck. I'm stuck. Your pubes! You got to shave."
"Butter... nut... squash. I like those words."
ALSO!!! YOU CAN NOW ORDER T-SHIRTS WITH SLEEP TALKIN' MAN'S MOST MEMORABLE QUOTES.