I called the VFW in my town. The number I called seems to ring at a phone in some old fart's bedroom. [No offense to old farts.] He sounded like I woke him up. After coming to, he suggested that the American Legion might be a better option when it comes to getting people to take down old and tattered flags.
So I called the American Legion here and the voicemail informed me that the box was full.
Hello, hello, is anybody home?