Tuesday, September 7, 2004

Sex and the Single Teenager

http://connection.christine-aguilera.net/photos/londonpress

Oh, sure, say what you want about Ms. Aguilera's titillating tattoos, sleazy videos, Hidey-Ho Hair, Earl Scheib make-up, cat fights with Britney, and kiddie porn wardrobe, at least she's wearing a cross.  PHEW.

COMING SOON TO THIS ENTRY -- after she takes care of all the other stuff she has to do today: Mrs. Linklater spews about the latest NIH/Rand Corporation SEX study which PROVES without a doubt that TEENAGERS who watch sexual content on TV will be influenced to start DOIN' IT in the road. 

SEE THE NEXT ENTRY FOR MRS. L's SPEW.

5 comments:

judithheartsong said...

Like I always tell Albert.... "be careful, you could put an eye out with one of those!!"

slowmotionlife said...

LoL  Your sarcasm isn't lost on me, Mrs. L.  tehehe.  I think I'd compare this to all the hard-core rappers [who rap about rape, murder, cop-killing, drug-dealing, and other obvious non-Christian activities] who get up at their awards podium and thank God for their success.  I know God loves them... but I don't think he was helping them write the lyrics, ya know?  :P

somenuttychic said...

"Oh, sure, say what you want about Ms. Aguilera's titillating tattoos, sleazy videos, Hidey-Ho Hair, Earl Scheib make-up, cat fights with Britney, and kiddie porn wardrobe, at least she's wearing a cross.  PHEW."

LOL   Mrs. L., you're the best!!!

Nikki

floralilia said...

succulent christina aguilera wisdom, mrs. L!

hempenhomespun said...

I guess it's good to advertise, "Hey, I actually KNEW the commandments before I started breaking 'em!"