Oh, so you think Mrs. Linklater wouldn't have an opinion on this? She has an opinion on everything. It's just that sometimes she spares you.
Funniest Damn Mommy Award -- To the mother who can still smile through all the crap
Ye Olde Philosopher Award -- To the person who can count the angels on the head of a pin and keep your attention
Most Likely To Be TOSed Award -- To that special someone who walks along the edge of greatness down a slippery slope to AOL jailtime.
The Biggest Bullshooter Award -- This can be a good thing or a slap upside the head thing.
The Take My Life And Shove It Award -- To the person who wallows the best in the awfulness of his or her existence
The Person I'd Most Like to Meet Award -- Because they're weird, wonderful, wild or you wish you could wed them -- this one is wide open
The Couple Most Likely To Play Out Their Entire Relationship In Front of J-Land Award -- Mrs. Linklater thinks this one is already taken
The Best J-Land Journal To Suggest What AOL Can Do With Itself Award -- In case you have been living under the bed for the past two years, life in J-Land hasn't always been a lovefest, ya know?
The Journal Most In Need Of Medication -- when the symptoms take up more space than the words, we have a winner
From Robbush6, more than a couple of fine suggestions:
i refuse to use capital letters award -- Mrs. L hopes she doesn't have to explain this one
My Life In The Third Person Award -- Mrs. Linklater wonders who in the world might be eligible for this?
The Pencils Down Award -- for the J-Lander who has quit the most
The Train Wreck Award -- for the journal you just can't stop reading but you don't know why
You're So Vain Award -- Mrs. L fears she may qualify for this one
The Best Living Through Prescription Pharmaceuticals Award -- How could Mrs. L have left this one off the list? Her mind is spinning with possible nominees.
The What the Fook Are You Talking About? Award -- To the journal
that makes you ask "Huh?" when you read it because even though it uses words, they aren't saying anything.
Mrs. Linklater has the feeling
she's just getting started here. Feel free to add your own
awards. She's an equal opportunity thief of good ideas.