Saturday, November 25, 2006

Deck the Halls with Balls of Howie

One of the guests at the Thanksgiving dinner I attended yesterday was a doctor. Red or white wine? He said grace, after which we got into a discussion about whether or not each of us believed in a higher being. What kind of rice is this? That conversation segued into the difference between being spiritual versus attending a traditional church. Who's got the gravy please? The doctor said that as a scientist he really believed there was a greater force involved in our lives. This pumpkin bread is good.

After dinner, he got out his iPod and proceeded to play the porn versions of several traditional Christmas songs to much headshaking and not a little laughter.

Do you want some whipped cream on your, uh, pie?

9 comments:

onemoretina said...

Ah, there's always one, isn't there?  Tina

psychfun said...

Was he a gyny?

mosie1944 said...

Hmmm.  I don't think I care for the doctor.  Loved the discussions, though.

somenuttychic said...

You've painted a great portrait of that dinner. Here's hoping the doc isn't a Gynocologist.  

ladeeoftheworld said...

I think I know that guy...........lol...........

ann7inflorida said...

At least he kept it interesting. Pumpkin bread...yum!

salemslot9 said...

another reason on my list
of why I hate doctors
think I'll make some
pumpkin muffins :)

screaminremo303 said...

I see the AMA has changed the clinical definition of foreplay. At least you know he has his own supply of latex gloves.

suzypwr said...

At least you kept your focus!

xoxo