A woman dies from drinking too much water. And she did it on purpose!!! Hey kids, I'm going to be in a radio promotion contest to see who can drink the most bottles of Evian before having to take a pee -- your dinner's in the oven. The good news is that she won a video game. The better news is how much her kids are going to get when the suit is settled.
Another sign -- The Wiggles. Sorry, but those four nerdy men singing and dancing for little kids creep me out.
A third sign -- America mourns the loss of more than 3000 soldiers during our four and
a half years in Iraq and Afghanistan. But no one talks about the 34,000
Iraqi men, women, and children who died in the fighting last year
Sign No.4: People saying PENIS and VAGINA on daytime TV. EEEEWWWWWW.
TMI. I guess I've become one of those "more sensitive viewers" they try
not to offend. The first time I felt the EEEWWW -- TMI factor was while
watching an episode of The Sopranos. Tony was at the strip club in an
office "doing" a naked young woman from behind. [What was that audition
like?] The camera was positioned in front of the woman, just to the
side and slightly beneath her right shoulder, so we got an action shot
of her contorted face along with a voluptuous close up of her large
breasts hanging and flanging back and forth. PLUS we also got to watch
Tony's expression with his hands pulling back on her hips as he
jackhammered his body into her. Talk about gratuitous.
I've seen porn that was less pornographic. Okay, it was on HBO where
that shit happens. But I remember thinking, "I'm PAYING for
this? The good news is that the whole thing was so absurd, I
finally laughed at something on that show, which has never been a
comedy as far as I'm concerned.
Sorry for the digression. Where was I?
Sign No.5: They finally find a kid alive, four years after his abduction and the
only question the media asks is, "How come he didn't try to
Here's another: The Bears are 14 and 3, but no one thinks they're winners.
There will be more.