Thursday, May 24, 2007

Thoughts I Can't Stop Thinking

All those who think Rosie O'Donnell is the poster girl for a woman who is running low on estrogen and might be carryiing a gun, take one step forward.

Did Ivanka Trump get a boob job? 

Will Oprah put her dad in a home when his tell-all book or, at least, his tell-the-good-parts book is published?

Ever since ABC started doing the nightly news with less commercials, does it seem like there are more ads on all their other shows?

Is Anna Nicole dead yet?

Except for maybe Carrie Underwood, and she's more virginal than anything, none [as in ZERO] of the American Idol winners has one teeny tiny bit of curb appeal. Whereas losers like Tamyra Gray, Catherine McPhee, Chris Daughtry -- and if I took the time I could think of more -- are far more bankable in the long run. Time will tell.

What's with Charlie Rose anyway?

Do you love Mike Rowe selling Ford trucks or what?

Is Lost going to turn out to be someone's nightmare? Like when Bob Newhart went off the air and the last episode ended with him waking up from a dream?

Is Rachael Ray really that good that she rates cable and network TV shows?

Why doesn't that Gonzales dude resign?

Does anyone really think there's any other way for us to get out of Iraq except to leave?

Are chocolate covered raisins worth the effort?

You know those books on tape? Why can't they read the whole book?

Did you know that in 1969 some of the 17 year locusts around here emerged in 13 years?  And then they went back to 17 years again. Which doesn't explain the ones that showed up in 1990. I think about things like that and wonder WTF?

Does it seem weird to hear a cowboy's voice selling a Toyota truck? Is it weird to have a Toyota anything called a Tundra?

Is Asian the new white? Is black the new beautiful? Is the husband of the sixty year old mother of newborn twins going to die soon?

Are you tired of separating your garbage?

6 comments:

psychfun said...

Have your circuits been rewired? (Johny 5)

Did you eat your Wheaties this morning?

Have the storms hit you yet?

Will the Cubs be rained out tonight?

How do we stop all these questions from popping in our heads?



mosie1944 said...

I try not to think ANYTHING about Rosie.  Oprah needed a coming-down to let her know she isn't Goddess.  Iraq?  No other solution but to leave.  I don't even know most of the others.  I don't get out much.

mosie1944 said...

Oh, and we don't separate our garbage.  We burn some, and what won't burn Cliff hauls to a ditch on our property and covers up with dirt.  I know, not environmentally friendly.  But we're rednecks.  We don't know any better.

ber144 said...

And why do people say "I could care less" when they mean the exact opposite?

ksquester said...

Mrs. L., Cut back on your Omega 3's.........you're thinking again.  <grin>  Anne

thinkingoutloud said...

I LOVE Mike Rowe selling anything.  Hubba ;o)

He's HOT!

Niki