A tanker full of ether just flipped over and exploded on the expressway I will be driving on in a few hours.
It's five o' something in the morning CDT. I wonder what the backup on the highway will be like by 8:00 AM.
Might as well go back to bed.
UPDATE: The Bad News -- I live in an urban area where tankers carrying ether can roll over and blow up.
The Good News -- I live in an urban area with trained professionals who know how to remove tankers carrying ether when they roll over and blow up -- before I have to drive on the same road.
All gone at 8:00 AM. Rush hour traffic as usual. Terrible. But not awful.