Boy I'm glad I'm not in college. There was a survey at three Chicago universities and one in every eighteen male students is using Viagra. Doctors are surprised by the high number of young men who claim to have sexual dysfunction. Why do I think those boys are lying? Betcha they're just so drunk they can't get it up so they reach for the chemical enhancers.
Apparently students don't get a doctor's
advice when they get the little blue pills. Mainly because they get
them from a friend or off the internet. Plus, like I figured, they mix
the pills with alcohol and crystal meth which may be why only half the guys use
a condom. Probably because manual dexterity is the second thing to go, especially when you're drunk and
Youth is so wasted on the young. Maybe because most of them are so wasted.