Monday, May 1, 2006

Is that a bottle of Bud in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Boy I'm glad I'm not in college. There was a survey at three Chicago universities and one in every eighteen male students is using Viagra. Doctors are surprised by the high number of young men who claim to have sexual dysfunction. Why do I think those boys are lying? Betcha they're just so drunk they can't get it up so they reach for the chemical enhancers.

Apparently students don't get a doctor's advice when they get the little blue pills. Mainly because they get them from a friend or off the internet. Plus, like I figured, they mix the pills with alcohol and crystal meth which may be why only half the guys use a condom. Probably because manual dexterity is the second thing to go, especially when you're drunk and high.

Youth is so wasted on the young. Maybe because most of them are so wasted.


ladeeoftheworld said...

My sentiments, exactly.

gaboatman said...

Mrs. L
I've always said you call 'em as you see 'em and along the way you take no prisoners!  Oh, yeah, and you're usually right, too.  

suzypwr said...

I think some guys who can get it up ask for viagra anyway - they like the way it affects them. However, I agree with you. Again!


swibirun said...

Holy crap!  33%?  Do the same 33% also use roofies too?  :x

Love the last quote (now that I'm not young anymore I can say that.  Plus, can you turn down your radio?  Your music is too loud.)


salemslot9 said...

if it's too loud
you're too old :)