Tuesday, October 3, 2006

With Apologies to Ogden Nash

There once was a pervert named Foley

Whose emails were almost unholy

He measured his boys

By the length of their toys

After drinking too much of his Stoli

9 comments:

somenuttychic said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thisismary said...

A limerick! Funny, funny, wicked funny!  Loved it!

z7snowflake said...

lol

mosie1944 said...

I'm sure you must have a few more of these nuggets.  Please share.

screaminremo303 said...

I've been completely and unwaveringly shitfaced drunk on a "number" of occasions. I can't ever recall thinking it would be a particularly good time to seduce high school girls, except for the times when I was a high school boy. I'm disappointed that Foley chose to take the coward's path of "rehab" and a weak-ass mea culpa. I was kind of hoping for a more dramatic example of falling on the sword.

Then again, I guess that was kinda what he was after in the first place.

Maybe they should put him in a cell with Warren Jeffs. They both seem to have a disposition towards underage flesh.

jevanslink said...

As Jimmy Kimmel pointed out this evening, alcohol can turn a perfectly normal congressman into a pervert and a perfectly normal actor into an anti semite.  

Mrs. L

bosoxblue6993w said...

now comes the 'LET'S BLAME A DEAD CLERGYMAN' defensr

rebuketheworld said...

Very VERY Good! but you forgot to add he was never married.  I think Foley left that out of his excuse books.

~Raven

mombzbe said...

((applause))  Too funny, Mrs. L.

Drunken emails could be the new drunk-dialing!  
Too bad he didn't stick with the time-honored tradition of dancing on tables...
Anna