I've been completely and unwaveringly shitfaced drunk on a "number" of occasions. I can't ever recall thinking it would be a particularly good time to seduce high school girls, except for the times when I was a high school boy. I'm disappointed that Foley chose to take the coward's path of "rehab" and a weak-ass mea culpa. I was kind of hoping for a more dramatic example of falling on the sword.
Then again, I guess that was kinda what he was after in the first place.
Maybe they should put him in a cell with Warren Jeffs. They both seem to have a disposition towards underage flesh.
As Jimmy Kimmel pointed out this evening, alcohol can turn a perfectly normal congressman into a pervert and a perfectly normal actor into an anti semite.
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A limerick! Funny, funny, wicked funny! Loved it!
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I've been completely and unwaveringly shitfaced drunk on a "number" of occasions. I can't ever recall thinking it would be a particularly good time to seduce high school girls, except for the times when I was a high school boy. I'm disappointed that Foley chose to take the coward's path of "rehab" and a weak-ass mea culpa. I was kind of hoping for a more dramatic example of falling on the sword.
Then again, I guess that was kinda what he was after in the first place.
Maybe they should put him in a cell with Warren Jeffs. They both seem to have a disposition towards underage flesh.
As Jimmy Kimmel pointed out this evening, alcohol can turn a perfectly normal congressman into a pervert and a perfectly normal actor into an anti semite.
Mrs. L
now comes the 'LET'S BLAME A DEAD CLERGYMAN' defensr
Very VERY Good! but you forgot to add he was never married. I think Foley left that out of his excuse books.
~Raven
((applause)) Too funny, Mrs. L.
Drunken emails could be the new drunk-dialing!
Too bad he didn't stick with the time-honored tradition of dancing on tables...
Anna
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