Friday, June 4, 2010

Alternate Uses for Tampons

Dry your eyes, Mrs. Linklater didn't get her finger 
circumcised; she needed five stitches in her 
bird-flipper finger after a freak dishwashing accident.
Seriously, who came up with the idea of using a 
bandage that looks like a super absorbent tampon?
Behold -- Mrs. Linklater demonstrates a less 
obtrusive dressing, after first amputating 
her thumb and pinky finger.

1 comment:

PK said...

Are you OK? My dishwasher broke last Sunday night (the sixth), and I almost sliced my most important finger off, too. No stitches, but I did have a food processor blade to deal with later that night. I only needed a Band-Aid. Not an entire friggin tampon. Good idea, though.