Answer: 34. Question: Given the life you've lived so far -- you can't make any changes -- what age would you want to be?
For today's contemplation of her navel, Mrs. Linklater has provided visual aids.
The first two photos are old pictures of Mrs. Linklater before she was Mrs. Linklater. She was twenty-five. [The photos were sent last week by her old boyfriend in picture 2; that's his brother in picture 1]
As people get older -- way older -- they tend to bring out old photos to prove that they really weren't so bad looking. See, I could get a date!
Mrs. Linklater is no exception. At the time the first two photos were taken, she didn't feel like either one of those shots was very flattering.
What was she thinking? Now she would kill to look like that.
The third picture, for comparison, is the current Mrs. Linklater a couple of weeks ago. It's the best one of a whole bunch she took. The rest sucked.
She pretty much never looks like that. Especially her hair.
She attempted several times to get her whole body in the photo, but it wouldn't fit. Did we mention that Mrs. Linklater is now way over 50?
This photo trip down memory lane is to remind people that black tights, short skirts, big hair, women wearing ties, and false eyelashes are timeless expressions.
Everything old is new.
Low riders are just another incarnation of hip huggers. Flares = bell bottoms. Micros = minis. And Aqua Net has never changed.
The other thing is that it's easier to go blond when your hair starts to turn gray.