Answer: Tellys. Question: What in the heck are those statues?
There are more awards for advertising and marketing than you can shake a bottle of Alka Seltzer at. These happen to be called Tellys. They aren't the most pretigious. But they sure are the best looking. They were even featured in a Mel Gibson movie -- the one with Helen Hunt where he can understand what women are thinking.
And they belong to Mrs. Linklater who was awarded all five for this past year. Three bronzes, a silver, and a gold. The last two just arrived so she lined 'em all up for a photo op.
They're about the size of an Oscar and heavy as hell. Otherwise Mrs. Linklater would have been vain enough to pose with them. But she didn't want to get a hernia.
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