Monday, April 25, 2005

Patrick's Saturday Six TOS Violation Edition

1. If you could ask any question of the head honcho of AOL about the recent journal concerns, what would your question be?

Can we delete your job the next time your people delete an entire journal by mistake and refuse to put it back up?

2. How many journals do you visit regularly in an average week...or...if you use a blog aggregator service like "Bloglines," how many journals do you have in your subscription lists?

I read five to ten journals a day.  I don't use a blog aggregator because someone at AOL might think I was referring to an unnatural act with an alligator and delete my journal.

3. Back in July, I asked which of the Seven Deadly Sins (pride, envy, gluttony, anger, greed, sloth, and lust,) you were most guilty of. Now, it's time to pat yourselves on the back and figure out which one you are the least guilty of.

I haven't been angry since I don't know when.  Pissed off and ticked off, but never angry. I let my prescription drugs take care of that.  

4. Recent reports indicate that some pharmacists are refusing to sell their customers the controversial "morning-after pill" when the customer prevents their prescription. Should pharmacists be allowed to refuse to sell a medication for which a customer presents a valid prescription based on their own religious beliefs?

Let's take this stupid idea to its conclusion.  If pharmacists can refuse to fill prescriptions for a morning after pill because of their religious convictions, then it would seem logical that these same phamacists should also refuse to fill prescriptions for Viagra, the night before pill, since it is used for acts of fornication, adultery, and onanism, behaviors which, last time I looked, are are also punishable by religious conviction.   Oh wait. Like that would happen. Last time I looked, most pharmacists are men.

5. Take this personality test: What type of personality does it say you are? Then go back to this page, click the link that matches your results. Read the description: how accurate do you think it is about you?

I am an OWWPJM.  Older Woman Who Prefers Junger Men.

6. READER'S CHOICE QUESTION #50 from SpringsNymph: You've received an unexpected windfall of $50,000. What home improvement would you spend it on?

Facelift.  Buttlift.  Forklift.  Anything that improves my experience around the house.

4 comments:

ksquester said...

Is the plastic surgeon, Dr. Eugene Tardy still on Lakeshore? He did my first nose job....need to go in for some imperfections. I just got a look at your pictue and my God, WE have the SAME hair.......Love it!  YOU look mar ve lous, Darlink! Anne

artloner said...

onanism...you slay me...and Anne's right, ya'll do have the same hair.

xoxoxo,
andi

judithheartsong said...

I LOVE the viagra tidbit.... can I use that???? judi

cneinhorn said...

love the way you are spending that cash! :-)