Does Darth Vader wear boxes or briefs? That was the $1.39 question on my Welcome Screen tonight. I am paying for this shit?
After a day where my toughest
decision was whether to have the tuna pita or the cobb salad for lunch,
contemplating Darth Vader's lingerie was almost refreshing. In a
disturbed, you need to get a life kind of way.
But a slippery slope I slid down like the last train out of town.
Stormtroopers, oil can or WD-40?
Han Solo, Altoids or gum? Luke Skywalker, gay or straight? R2D2,
plastic or paper? Yoda, Puma or Adidas? Jabba the Hut, Diet or
Barbara Walters, t-shirts or nighties? Diane Sawyer, Listerine or Scope? Jay Leno, garlic or onions?
Bill O'Reilly, two ply or recycled?
Hillary Clinton, Nascar or Formula One? Ted Koppel, mousse
or conditioner? Jessica Simpson, real or fake? Sam Donaldson,
real or fake?
Oprah, delivery or DiGiorno's? Ty Pennington, Rob or Amber?
Okay, I've had my fun. Now it's your turn.