Students, parents, distinguished faculty. Thank you for this opportunity to address the graduating class of 2005.
Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Or, you can wait until tomorrow like you usually do.
Now is the time to take stock. Now is the time to take the lessons you have learned and put them to good use.
Now is the time to try your wings. Expand your horizons. Live the life you've dreamed. Explore the unknown.
And now, if I may be so bold, is the best time to turn to your parents with the answer to the unasked question:
When will you be moving out?
Thank you. And may the thought of not sucking off the parental tit any longer fill your heart with joy.
Sunday, May 22, 2005
Mrs. Linklater's All Purpose Graduation Speech
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Perfection!
PK
..yes, for graduation I got a set of luggage and a swift kick out the door...no questions asked.... Elizabeth......
Amen.
xoxo
Hallelujah and Amen!
~Connie
LOL!
Gabreael
http://journals.aol.com/gabreaelinfo/GabreaelsBodyMindSpiritJournal/
hilarious stuff
oh my! please repeat this speech in 2006 when my baby graduates!
~ www.jerseygirljournal.com
Don't the loan payments constitute long distance lactation? And don't do it in public...some people get upset.
LOL! Perfect! You should speak at every graduation (high school and college)!
Tracy
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