I have received this message so many times I've lost track. So instead of deleting it, I'm putting it here with my own comments.
Without a doubt one of the nicest good luck forwards I have received. Hope it works for you -- and me! [I HOPE I NEVER SEE THIS AGAIN]
You have 6 minutes [OR YOU WILL DIE]
There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. [WTF DOES THIS MEAN? IF YOU ARE SUPERSTITIOUS, IT'S MORE MEANINGFUL?]
This has been sent to you for good luck from the Anthony Robbins organization. [LIKE THEY HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO].
It has been sent around the world ten times so far. [TEN TIMES AROUND THE WORLD ON A BICYCLE IS A LOT. ON THE INTERNET, NOT SO MUCH.]
Do not keep this message. [OR YOU WILL DIE]
It must leave your hands in 6 MINUTES. [OR YOU WILL DIE]
Otherwise you will get a very unpleasant surprise. [IN CASE YOU MISSED IT -- YOU WILL DIE]
This is true, even if you are not superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired. [YOU WILL DIE HARDER IF YOU AREN'T]
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
GIVE THE JERK WHO STOLE YOUR PARKING PLACE THE FINGER AND SMILE
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
AS YOU GET OLDER THEY MIGHT JUST TURN AND ASK YOU TO SHUT THE HELL UP FOR ONCE
THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
THE REASON FOR FOR THIS ADVICE WOULD BE?
FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it.
DON'T JUST SAY IT LIKE YOU USUALLY DO -- TO GET LAID.
FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.
AND SAY, "ASSHOLE."
SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
SO YOU CAN MAKE SURE ALL THE BLOOD TESTS ARE NEGATIVE.
SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
THEN REMEMBER THAT LOVE IS ALSO BLIND.
EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
THERE'S ALWAYS INTERNET PORN
NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
PAIN IS THE NEW OXYCONTIN
TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
SAVE THAT FOR THE DIVORCE.
ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.
AS LONG AS THEY HAVE MONEY.
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
YOU MAY HAVE TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU'RE NOT HAVING A STROKE WHEN THE PARAMEDICS ARRIVE.
THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
THEN SAY, "ASSHOLE."
FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk..
HERE AGAIN MONEY IS A GREAT LUBRICATOR
FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
OR THEY WILL DIE!
SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson
YOU'RE A LOSER
SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions.
IT WORKED FOR MARION BARRY, BILL CLINTON, MIKE BROWN, AND SO MANY GREAT AMERICANS.
EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
YOU CAN ALWAYS END IT BY EMAIL
NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
BLAME SOMEONE ELSE
TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
HE'LL THINK YOU'RE LAUGHING AT HIM.
TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.
NAKED ON A PARK BENCH
Now, here's the FUN part! [DO THIS OR YOU WILL DIE]
Send this to at least 5 people and your life will improve.
1-4 people: Your life will improve slightly:
GASOLINE WILL DROP TEN CENTS.
5-9 people: Your life will improve to your liking:
STEAK WILL NOT AFFECT MY CHOLESTEROL. NEITHER WILL FULL STRENGTH BUTTER, SOUR CREAM, REAL ICE CREAM, WHIPPED CREAM OR CHOCOLATE.
9-14 people: You will have at least 5 surprises in the next 3 weeks:
MY MORTGAGE WILL BE PAID FOR BY SOMEONE ELSE, THE FLOWERS WILL BE
PLANTED BY SOMEONE ELSE, THE GUTTERS WILL BE CLEANED BY SOMEONE ELSE,
THE GARBAGE WILL BE TAKEN OUT BY SOMEONE ELSE, THE TOILET PAPER WILL BE
REPLACED BY SOMEONE ELSE.
15 and above: Your life will improve drastically and everything you ever dreamed of will begin to take shape:
RUSSELL CROWE WILL HAVE MY BABY, THE NEW BENTLEY CONVERTIBLE WILL
APPEAR IN MY DRIVEWAY, THE COST OF CABLE WILL DROP TO A BUCK THREE
EIGHTY, SETTING UP MY DSL WILL TAKE TEN MINUTES LIKE THEY SAID THE
FIRST TIME, MY LIFE WILL BE ON REWIND TO 1978.
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
SO WHEN A STRANGER REACHES OUT AND PUTS HIS HAND ON YOUR LEFT BREAST, DO NOT BE ALARMED.
Do not keep this message!
OR YOU WILL DIE!!!!!!