Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Death Star

So Star Jones goes and kills her career in public yesterday on The View. Shoots herself in the foot while she's at it.  Today Ba Ba Wa Wa did one of those we will miss her things. We will miss your bizarro opinions and skinny new self. We will miss your attitude and lack of gratitude.  Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.

Ever since STAR lost eighty gazillion pounds and wouldn't talk about having STOMACH STAPLING SURGERY, she was headed for the mortuary.  That nearly botched boob lift didn't help much either.

Plus she married a perfectly nice guy. Except, wait, he's GAY, Star!!!!!!!!!!  Do you think we bought that whole "we're not having sex until after marriage" crap?

And getting sponsors to pay for her wedding?  Tacky. Tacky. Tacky.  .

Then she wrote a book about relationships about two minutes after the honeymoon.  Like she has a CLUE!!

Followed by joining AOL as a love coach.   Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Sorry.  I just couldn't wait to be the bearer of bad tidings. This whole STAR as DIVA thing is so Mrs. Linklater.


mosie1944 said...

I'm so out of it, I had to Google Star Jones and see who in Sam Hill you were talking about.  Pretty interesting reading, I must say.

mombzbe said...

I thought she'd have left the show by now, seeing as how her book is doing sooo phenomenally well. :p

Maybe she can get a gig as the new Crypt Keeper?

ladeeoftheworld said...

I thought it  was pretty interesting how that whole scenario played out.  I've seen The View a few times.  So sorry Star Jones.

bosoxblue6993w said...

MSNBC last night ran the video over and over of her getting hit in the kisser with a football.

suzypwr said...

People wonder why I don't watch television??


thisismary said...

"Star as Diva thing is sooooo Mrs. Linklater?" <--- Wondering how I can work that into casual conversation.  Love it!

swibirun said...

From a physical standpoint, I found her FAR more attractive when she was not emaciated.

From an entertainment standpoint....I couldn't give a rodent's rectum.  I never watch the view.