So Star Jones goes and kills her career in public yesterday on The View. Shoots herself in the foot while she's at it. Today Ba Ba Wa Wa did one of those we will miss her things. We will miss your bizarro opinions and skinny new self. We will miss your attitude and lack of gratitude. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.
Ever since STAR lost eighty
gazillion pounds and wouldn't talk about having STOMACH STAPLING
SURGERY, she was headed for the mortuary. That nearly botched
boob lift didn't help much either.
Plus she married a perfectly nice
guy. Except, wait, he's GAY, Star!!!!!!!!!! Do you think we
bought that whole "we're not having sex until after marriage" crap?
And getting sponsors to pay for her wedding? Tacky. Tacky. Tacky. .
Then she wrote a book about relationships about two minutes after the honeymoon. Like she has a CLUE!!
Followed by joining AOL as a love coach. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Sorry. I just couldn't wait to be the bearer of bad tidings. This whole STAR as DIVA thing is so Mrs. Linklater.