Some female professor of women's studies in Australia has quoted parts of an entry I wrote making fun of the 66 year old Romanian woman who had a baby back in 2005.
Here's the URL for her article, but it's boring as hell to read. Except for the quotes from my journal, of course.
http://www.chloe.uwa.edu.au/outskirts/archive/volume14/muller
On the other hand, here's the link to the entertaining entry I wrote, called BAG LADY WITH A BABY.
Uh-oh. For some reason the link may come up for a different entry. How bizarre is that? You can go into the archives from January, 2005 and find it dated 1/25/05.
Wait a minute, one of my technical genes kicked in. If the link fails this URL might work: http://journals.aol.com/jevanslink/AskMrsLinklater/entries/2005/01/25/bag-lady-with-a-baby/1576
Trust me, you won't be disappointed. Plus there's a photo of me with friends on my sixty-first birthday, having thoughts about telling the next guy I date that I want to have his baby. Here's a little taste of some of the thoughtful things I wrote:
Do you think she's nursing?
This birth will no doubt create a whole spate of new book titles:
*Coping with Menopause During Pregnancy
*Wrinkles or Stretch Marks -- You Be the Judge
5 comments:
Can you imagine grandma & granddaughter are pregnant at the same time. Gee you Aunt is younger than you. Wait...You Got Mail...remember Tom Hank's character had a brother who was like 5 & a aunt like 10! HA!
You know now that I think of it...how come we are not on old guys so much when they have kids? Like Cary Grant & Anthony Quinn etc. I mean is it just the age thing or...
I think I smell an adjunct position giving lectures to Aussie-tongued youngsters on the sunny coast of Australia.
You'll need a uniformed presence, of course. Those Aussie's are notorious stalkers.
I'll take the stretch marks..lol...and hey...sometimes milk does sprout during menapause...its our last reminder that our boobies still work...lol.....YAh, I can only wonder who the papa was...pretty sad....Did the baby get adopted? Maybe this lady got so much attention...like a glorified female figurine thats in the IN-crowd at 60+....She is at least a promissary note that some guy on the planet will still have the hots for single gals wrinkled induced and hormonally purged..lol...
~Raven
http://journals.aol.com/rebuketheworld/RebukeTheWorld
... and now we can refer to you as the 'Internationally known author, Mrs. Linklater.' Has a nice ring to it, don't you think ? Tina http://journals.aol.com/onemoretina/Ridealongwithme
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