Monday, November 27, 2006

Are There Mimes Who Do Memes?

I haven't done one of Patrick's memes in awhile. His Sunday Seven yesterday asked you to list the top seven gifts you want this year. I think that's what it said. Sometimes I read fast and get it wrong. As I recall, the gift requests have to be things that cost money. So no World Peace stuff.

Hmmmm. Things that cost money, huh? I can do that.

Here's my list:
1. An airplane, preferably a private jet, to fly me where I want to go when I want to go. The other day I suddenly had the desire to be in Arizona, any place that has DRY HEAT. Not damp cold.

2. My own football team. We'd have red and black uniforms.

3. A heated toilet seat. i got spoiled having one in a hotel room once. I know they aren't as costly as planes and football teams, but I still haven't bought my own, yet, in case anyone is interested.

4. A view of Lake Michigan. You can have the ocean. I'll take the Great Lakes anytime. Oh, and a boat to float on it. I guess that's two things, but they go together.

5. A new Nikon Digital SLR camera. With any lenses I want whenever I want them. And an assistant to carry everything and hand things to me.

6. A personal chef to cook for me in the new kitchen I also want.

7. A dog that walks itself and picks up its own poop or a cat that doesn't need kitty litter.

That was easy. I guess I'll just sit back and wait for the gifts to start rolling in. 


ksquester said...

I'm sending you the partridge in a faux pear tree!    Anne

screaminremo303 said...

Arizona, huh? Fair warning - it's only going to be in the mid-60's this week. You might need socks.

suzypwr said...

Good ideas! I hope that toilet also flushes itself.


lanurseprn said...

I really like your list of things!  Especially the heated toilet seat! On winter mornings that would be a Godsend!! LOL!

gaboatman said...

Mrs. L
I volunteer to be the assistant carrying everything for you.  That position does come with a six figure annual salary, right?  

onemoretina said...

I'll take the private plane, too.  It must be wonderful to get to the end of a long flight with some feeling left in your legs.  Tina

salemslot9 said...

our Lil Miss White Cat
goes outside :)

jevanslink said...

Mrs. L, dear, the heated toilet seat might kill the mousies, good idea.  As for the view of lake michigan, come visit me sometime.  No boat up here tho.
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