Saturday, March 10, 2007

My Penny Jar Is Full

I used to have a huge glass penny jar. I threw all my change in there at night when I got home from work. When it got filled up I would take it to the bank and get the coins changed into real money. Usually there was several hundred dollars.

Then one day I had a cleaning lady who tried to move the jar for some reason and she dropped it and broke it. Since then, I have used a different penny jar for my change. It is larger so all the pennies, nickels, dimes and quarters took longer to collect and get to the top.

Yesterday I discovered that I have a problem. I can't lift this larger penny jar. At all. It's too heavy. So I did one of those things that people who live alone and have nothing else to do will do when confronted by a dilemma such as this.

But first, you should know that I did NOT call someone strong, say a MAN, to help me lift the jar into my car and go with me to the bank so he could take it inside for me and get the change converted to something lighter. That would have been way too easy.

No, I did what people left to their own devices do. I decided to take out the change a little at a time and spend it. Until the jar gets light enough to lift.

I put the change I took out into three plastic cups. This seemed like a good idea. First I sorted the quarters because they're the easiest. And the most useful. Then I culled the dimes and nickels. Finally, I put the pennies into their own glass jar because I'm not going to use them for anything except to take them to the bank eventually.

By the way, did you know that you can hold more than twenty dollars worth of quarters in your hand?

At this point, I had a couple of choices. I could take the plastic cups of change to the bank and get it converted into smaller increments. Or I could try using the change to buy things. Since I had the cups with me in the car and I was hungry, I decided to try spending the change instead of converting it.

Haaaaaaaaaaa.

For the most part, in case you ever decide to do something like this, nickels and dimes are just as useless as pennies. Except if you're buying papers and Slim Jims.

Quarters are better, but they're heavy. However, they make a large bulge in your clothing, not an attractive silhouette unless you're a guy wearing tight pants in a disco.

With no one to stop me, I carried around aboatload of quarters to see if I could get rid of them. This is what happens when you don't have a spouse making fun of you for doing stuff like this. I can only imagine what my grown [groan?] children might say. Oh, wait, I'm sure I'm going to hear.

My first clue of what this would be like was when I held up the line at the Wendy's drive through counting out four something in quarters, along with some of the nickels and dimes for a salad. I got a bunch of pennies back in change. Great, more pennies.

Then I held up the line again at the gas station when I decided to go inside to pay for my gas with EIGHTY quarters. No, really. Plus I was carrying them in one of the plastic cups. Amazingly, I still had a whole bunch left afterward.

Yes, people were staring, in the way that people stare at someone who forgot to take their medication.

After the uncomfortable silence caused when the people standing behind me in the line started giving each other looks, good sense has finally set in.

I've decided that the smartest thing to do is to load up a cup of change or two each day, then go to the bank and get dollars back.  Until the jar gets light enough to put it in the car and carry it in and be counted.

But that's such an easy solution.

9 comments:

swibirun said...

You should go rack up several hundred dollars in parking tickets and then pay them with your change!  

How about taking it to a male strip club and throwing change at them!  

Wait....you'd still have to carry it.  Never mind:)

Have a great weekend!
Chris
http://inanethoughtsandinsaneramblings.blogspot.com

ksquester said...

You are having too much fun spending it. Isn't it amazing how much change weighs?   Also, the bank now charges you for sorting change, even if you have already sorted it.  Those paper rolls you can put the change in, doesn't even phase the bank, they will do it their way.   Anne

jevanslink said...

Actually, my bank just pours it into a machine which counts it.  No charge.

Mrs. L

lilysparadise said...

Quarters in a cup brought back memories of the first time I set foot in a gambling Casino (my girlfriends' treat) for my 40th birthday. Maybe those people were staring because they thought you hit the jackpot.
Sincerely, Rose~*

screaminremo303 said...

I have a jar like that except I dump in dollar coins. I'm up to about a half a mortgage payment. When it's full I'm heading to Las Vegas. With my new cellphone.

dr1hguy said...

In the pre-IPass days, I paid all my tolls with residual change, having happily discovered that the automated coin baskets accepted pennies. During that era, it seemed that I was driving the tollways exclusively and extensively and it was easy enough to dump 100 or so pennies and a handful of other coins every day.

This Christmas past, I confess to giving my 17 and 20 year old sons, among other, more traditional gifts, baggies filled with handfuls of loose change.

sieblonde said...

The grocery stores here have the machines too.    Pour everything in and it will calculate it for you and issue a receipt.  The cashiers will then pay it out to you.   That's how I used to get my vacation money every year..  Spare change for the win!   ~Sie

shadierush said...

Just put the change into something smaller so you can carry it and take it to the bank! NO ONE likes to wait behind someone who's paying in change!
Shadie

mombzbe said...

Spare change rocks.  
It adds up, too.  Hmm.  I think I may break into the kid's piggy banks.  Just out of curiosity.

They will undoubtedly have more money than I do.  lol
Anna