His commander came out to meet me. "I'm Commander [Overweight with an Irish Name]", he said introducing himself.
"I'm Mrs. Linklater," I replied.
I could have sworn the look on his face said, "You're Mrs. Linklater?" I wasn't sure why, until we'd chatted for awhile.
After five minutes, he said, "You know, you seem pretty normal." I think he also meant that I looked normal too.
WTF was he expecting?
This just gets better and better.