I am too shocked to write verses about these pictures yet.
But I won't stop you.
Do you realize how courageous I am just to post these?
My bangs look like Donald Trump's combover.
Nice lower lip. It looks like my tongue.
My glasses are melting! [Those yellow wires are my earphones.
I'm attached to my computer as I shoot these pix.]
Big upper lip. The better to blow my nose with.
Teeth as big as my feet.