Mrs. Linklater read this over at Misscarberry's [SAM] journal -- No Longer Sweet Sixteen
Hope you'll settle for a URL, since links are not possible here: http://journals.aol.col.uk/misscarberry/NoLongerSweetSixteen
Let me double check it before you cut and paste. I don't know if there are caps involved. There are, I added them and cutting and pasting should work.
Here's the Thought For The Day I found at her place:
MEN HAVE TWO EMOTIONS: HUNGRY AND HORNY. IF YOU SEE HIM WITHOUT AN ERECTION. MAKE HIM A SANDWICH.
Naturally, after I fell down laughing because I've been making a lot of sandwiches, this made me wonder what the female version might be. Here's my first one. Maybe I can come up with something better later.
WOMEN HAVE TWO EMOTONS; SHOPPING AND PMS. IF SHE SAYS SHE HATES YOU AND WISHES YOU WERE DEAD, PUT A BAG OVER HER HEAD.
Hey, that rhymes.