Saturday, March 25, 2006

BLOND RECAP

BC loses to NOVA

Oh those wacky Canadians. BRITISH COLUMBIA was sent into the Bay of Fundy without a paddle last night as NOVA SCOTIA took the Orcas by surprise in the end. After baiting the big fish with one of four shooting in this low scoring affair, the ARCADIANS finally awoke from their somnabulance and put something into their net besides bricks, forcing the ORCAS into overtime, where they flailed around like beached whales before snatching defeat from the jaws of vicctory.

GMU TAKES IT TO WICH

Someone tried to tell GENERAL MOTORS that Cinderella couldn't stay at the Big Dance, until last night when they drove a hole through the GREENWICH defense big enough to park a Chevy Tahoe. The TRUCKS led wire to wire, while the COMMUTERS struggled like debutantes trying to zip up their dresses for the cotillion. When the dust settled, this was a blue collar town.

Does anyone know how The G-STRINGS did against the FLAN?
And how did the WASH come out? 


1 comment:

sunnyside46 said...

you had me going for a minute, clever woman!
Marti